Posted 9 hours ago
brunette-beach:

click the +, it may not be me but it could make someone’s day (:

brunette-beach:

click the +, it may not be me but it could make someone’s day (:

Posted 9 hours ago

kiuis:

just in case you need a little inspiration, Tyler, the Creator PREACHIN’ IT

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

(Source: fionaelizabeth)

Posted 12 hours ago

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

Posted 12 hours ago

my-xtc:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

that is such a wonderful idea aw look at their faces i love this

Posted 12 hours ago

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

Posted 12 hours ago
What is the best way to pleasure my girlfriend?
krazyone23 asked

foreverr-horny:

insert $100 bills in her purse without telling her

Posted 12 hours ago

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

(Source: blackwithmoreblack)

Posted 1 week ago

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.